That sure is one nice wrist-cat

I watt this

insideachrysaliswrithing:

OHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

PAAAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That’s just fuckin’ brilliant

laughcentre:

theyellowbrickroad:

hi id like a large coke and 50,000 followers please

thatd be $5.49 and 8 nudes thank you

Ah, so that’s the trick

crypticconnoisseur:

I DISCOVERED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING THERE IS A HARRY POTTER BATHROOM STALL IN THE GIRL’S BATHROOM ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE CATHEDRAL I’M SURE THIS HAS BEEN MADE NOTE OF BUT I JUST REALLY NEED TO SHARE

IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PISSING EXPERIENCE I’VE EVER HAD

MY SCHOOL WINS EVERYTHING

HANDS DOWN

EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

Each time I try to go creative all over my school toilet people erase it…
I need to find this place
And move in

p-sychology:

waakeme-up:

dont-you-w-o-r-r-y:

tiffany1fugit:

l-umiere:

nerahsladnuh:

Einstein and his therapist.
 

I will always reblog this.

i’ve been looking for this picture for ages, i love it, something about it just…gets to me

“happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know”

why do i love this so much

nightmareeps:

a new study from yale university has shown that no matter how many times you say “okay” your parents will not shut the hell up

Futher studies have revealed that if you don’t however keep responding with this word they will question your understanding of what they just said.
Summary: your parents think you have the IQ of bean paste and you’ll never get their message in their eyes.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Wait… I don’t remember it like this

bastardlybrendan:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

masturb88:

When you’re sad just remember

JUSTE